Men Are JustHappier People What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Yourlast name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take careof themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you thetruth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gasstation restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have tostop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, morepay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress 3500 Tux rental-75.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don'tcut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all yourown jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is 3.99 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough .
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to seewrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its originalcolour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You onlyhave to shave your face and neck.
You can playwith toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colourfor all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choiceconcerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder menare happier.
I got this from a friend and just had to post it, read it with a sense of humor!
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